Where else can you get the latest and best-reported news on the event of the year – the Royal Wedding?
Yes, it’s that bastion of royal values – Mail Online.
Line up! Line up! For the spectacular display of stories, comment and facts about Kate and William: (the Fairy Princess and the Goblin Prince?). Millions of people read the newspaper but millions more are on the website.
Go to the website. Drown yourself in Royal mania. This will be 10 weeks of Windsor Worship – and by god do they deserve it.
But do not leave us for long! We will give you a bridesmaid a day with a page thrown in for dessert. What else can you want from StrollOn? – a beacon of information throwing out messages into the darkening gloom of economic depression.
Come back to us and take a stroll in the city – it is always the best way to work off the sorrows of the Big Society.